Floriduh! Man: Friday Night Run Down

In All Too Normal, America, Crazification Factor, Critters, Fucked-up-edness, Open Thread, Popular Culture, This is not where you come to do your madness! by Adam L Silverman

Has Floriduh! Man been busy? Of course Floriduh! Man has been busy! What are you, a wise guy??? First up, fun and games down on the farm! Florida Man Jailed for Assault With Tractor https://t.co/HHQjs1TN8j pic.twitter.com/WQ3NsBI7ow — Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) July 11, 2018 From WFLA TV Channel 8: ST. JOHNS COUNTY, Fla. (WESH) — A St. Johns County, Florida, man has been jailed on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Deputies say Howell Morris, 72, chased down his neighbor on a tractor last …

What Does MAGA Stand For? Stormy Daniel’s Edition

In America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Affairs, I'm With Her, Not Normal, Open Thread, Other, The War On Women by Adam L Silverman

Apparently MAGA stands for Motorboat American Great Again! Stormy Daniels arrested for hitting a cop with her breasts https://t.co/Xutz2sUC9o — The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) July 12, 2018 Columbus Police Makes 3 Arrests at Adult Entertainment ClubAs part of a long-term investigation into allegations of human trafficking,prostitution, & other vice related violations, CPD arrested 3 individuals from Club Sirens at 6190 Cleveland Ave., early this morning, 7/12/18. pic.twitter.com/UJQzJ3iI6c — Columbus Ohio Police (@ColumbusPolice) July 12, 2018 The Daily Beast got its hands on the details… UPDATE: On Thursday, prosecutors dropped charges …

Floriduh! Woman and Man: All That Glitter is not Gold Edition

In America, Ammosexuals, Crazification Factor, Open Thread, Prison Planet, Security Theatre, Shitty Cops by Adam L Silverman

Their lawyers are still trying to get the guns back. https://t.co/7VFRxyMAKo — Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) July 6, 2018 Miami Herald take it away (emphasis mine)! Miami-Dade police is on the hook for legal bills after cops illegally seized a cache of guns — and nearly $20,000 in stripper cash. The department has agreed to pay more than $3,000 to defense lawyers hired by Ras Cates, 33, and his wife, Lizmixell Batista, a 20-year-old stripper at Cheetah Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale Beach. Presumably, the legal bills won’t be paid in singles. …

The Elders Have Authorized a Public Service Announcement for Alex Jones: There is No Civil War Planned for Independence Day 2018, Just the Global Conspiracy Round Robin Softball Tournament and Picnic!

In All Too Normal, America, Ammosexuals, An Unexamined Scandal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Crazification Factor, Domestic Affairs, fauxtrage, General Stupidity, Gun nuts, Humor, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, it's not real, Not Normal, Open Thread, Our Failed Political Establishment, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Sociopaths, Teabagger Stupidity, This is not where you come to do your madness!, Uncategorized, WOLVERINES by Adam L Silverman

On behalf of the Elders, I have been authorized to inform Alex Jones, using this platform, that there is no Civil War scheduled for Independence Day. Instead we have, as per tradition, scheduled the annual Global Conspiracy for World Domination round robin softball tournament and picnic. BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018 The Elders would like Mr. Jones to know that his claim of a Civil War is #Fake News! And since he is not responding via the …

Shooting at The Capital Gazette Update

In All Too Normal, Ammosexuals, Crazification Factor, Domestic Affairs, Gun nuts, Open Thread, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Silverman on Security by Adam L Silverman

ANNAPOLIS shooter identified. https://t.co/3EVX1wVYj3 — Jeff Stein (@SpyTalker) June 29, 2018 They’ve identified The Capital Gazette shooter as Jarrod Ramos. Apparently he had a long standing dispute with the paper and had sued them unsuccessfully for defamation. From The Baltimore Sun: A Laurel man with a long-running feud with the Annapolis Capital is being held as the suspect in the deadly shooting at the newspaper Thursday, according to law enforcement sources. Police and federal agents gathered late Thursday outside the address of 38-year-old Jarrod W. Ramos. Rich McLaughlin, the chief of the Laurel police …

Breaking: Shooting at Capital Gazette News in Annapolis, MD

In All Too Normal, America, Ammosexuals, Crazification Factor, Domestic Affairs, Gun nuts, Open Thread, Silverman on Security by Adam L Silverman

From Capital Gazette reporter Phil Davis: A single shooter shot multiple people at my office, some of whom are dead. — Phil Davis (@PhilDavis_CG) June 28, 2018 Gunman shot through the glass door to the office and opened fire on multiple employees. Can't say much more and don't want to declare anyone dead, but it's bad. — Phil Davis (@PhilDavis_CG) June 28, 2018 There is nothing more terrifying than hearing multiple people get shot while you're under your desk and then hear the gunman reload — Phil Davis (@PhilDavis_CG) June …

Floriduh! Man Goes Body Surfing! On I95…

In All Too Normal, America, Crazification Factor, Open Thread, This is not where you come to do your madness! by Adam L Silverman

It’s all good fun until you get Floriduh! Man all over your windshield… Shocking video shows man riding on hood of a car while traveling down I-95 in Miami, Florida. The car eventually exited the highway. https://t.co/5PIvhN9gbO pic.twitter.com/4rkeekxs9t — ABC News (@ABC) June 25, 2018 From WSVN 7 News in Miami: NORTH MIAMI-DADE, FLA. (WSVN) – Drivers on Interstate 95 were greeted with an odd sight after a car was seen flying down the highway with a man on the hood. Twitter user @danimidah shared the video after he saw …

Mississippi Man! And He Sticks the Landing!!!!

In America, Crazification Factor, Fuck Yeah!, Not Normal, Open Thread, Popular Culture, This is not where you come to do your madness! by Adam L Silverman

6.8, 6.8, 3.2 from the Bulgarian judge – they’ve been very tough this year… Car caught on camera going airborne and flying into a Mississippi gas station. Luckily, the driver was able to walk away with minor injuries. https://t.co/dN1O7c8jJo pic.twitter.com/oCko7Yf5lQ — ABC News (@ABC) June 22, 2018 Stay alert, stay alive! Open thread.

Floriduh! Woman: Life Imitates Parody Edition

In America, Crazification Factor, Humor, Not Normal, Open Thread, Popular Culture, This is not where you come to do your madness! by Adam L Silverman

You can’t make this stuff up! Florida woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth because Florida: https://t.co/nFoqWXmaOO h/t @Mike_Will904 pic.twitter.com/H3BjwDQELu — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) May 28, 2018 News4 Jacksonville has the details! An anonymous call to the St. Augustine police Saturday morning led to the arrest of two people on drug possession. Police say they responded to a parking lot on South Dixie Highway and found three people sitting in a car. The people in the car consented to a search and police say they found drug …

Hostage North Korean Nukes?

In Assholes, Crazification Factor, Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Into the weeds, Nuclear Stuff by Cheryl Rofer

The report keeps coming up that North Korea will be asked to (or will consider) giving up some of its nuclear weapons as a goodwill gesture. The source of these reports is not clear. It’s not going to happen. North Korea sees its nuclear weapons as its lifeline, a way to deter the United States from attempting to change its regime. More personally, Kim Jong Un sees them as his way to stay in power. That’s strong motivation. The statements from North Korea for the past week indicate that only …

Floriduh! Something: Tales of Lust From The Mangroves Of Myakka

In America, Crazification Factor, Critters, Dog Blogging, Open Thread by Adam L Silverman

Someone (cough, BettyC, cough) got’s some explaining to do… I would like to introduce you to my new daily feature: FLORIDA PULP FICTION. In our first offering, we have what appears to be Florida crackers, sexy ladies and vampires. Oh, and a preacher. #FPF pic.twitter.com/LqmCg4XNNW — Tamara Lush (@TamaraLush) May 22, 2018 Because the title "Swamp Babe" beats the hell out of "Big Old Sun" any day. #FPF pic.twitter.com/RfafiUmdB8 — Tamara Lush (@TamaraLush) May 24, 2018 FLORIDA PULP FICTION: Sponge divers aren't used nearly enough in genre fiction. #FPF pic.twitter.com/f2S1vbd2FT …

Today In Rudys Giuliani! Or Is That Rudy Giulianis? Either Way…

In America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Affairs, Election 2016, Not Normal, Open Thread, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Politics, Popular Culture, Post-racial America, Silverman on Security by Adam L Silverman

Earlier today CNN viewers got to witness Rudy Giuliani attempting to explain and clarify to Chris Cuomo that what Rudy Giuliani had said to someone else was not what Rudy Giuliani actually said. Then Cuomo played a clip of Rudy Giuliani telling Charlie Rose something different and then another clip of Rudy Giuliani contradicting what Rudy Giuliani told Charlie Rose in an interview with George Stephanapolous. At which point Rudy Giuliani start screaming at Chris Cuomo. So that was a quatro-Guiliani appearance! Just to make sure everyone is tracking: Rudy …